AISubs v3.7
(The next day)
Are you kidding me?
- I'm sorry. - That's enough.
Don't lie to me.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Do you know "dashi"?
It's a freshly cooked dashi, but you can taste it.
You can tell which one is "dashi" by looking at it.
So, we're going to use any "dashi" and guess which one is "dashi".
It's like a game of "dashi ni moushiage no nai" (I'm sorry for "dashi ni")
- "Dashi ni moushiage nai" game? - Yes, like "moushiage nai" game.
- You can tell which one is "dashi" by looking at it. - I see.
I see. It's true that you eat a lot of "gourmet food" like "nettetsuya-kun".
- You say "kisaburi" or "kuen" because it's bad. - What?
- You react like that? - "kisaburi" is...
So, we've prepared five "kisaburi" points.
- Please guess all of them. - Okay.
- Let's start with the easy ones. - Okay.
- I'll bring the rice. - Okay.
The first one is a basic one.
- It's a "dashi" commonly used in Japanese food. - Okay.
- May I have it? - Go ahead.
I think you can tell by looking at it. Please take a bite.
- It's good. - Oh, it's hot.
I think you can tell by looking at the first one.
- Can you say it out loud? - Okay.
- Let's say it. One, two... - Shiitake!
- Huh? Wait a minute. - Huh?
- What about you, Tsuchimi-san? - Shiitake.
- What about you, Ryo-san? - Shiitake.
Kombu...
- You said it! - I said it!
- Oh, you said it! - It's "shiitake".
- You said "kombu"... - It's "shiitake" "dashi".
- I see. It's a "hikkake". - No, it's "shiitake".
Until now, it's a "dashi" commonly used in Japanese food.
- I think you can tell it by looking at it. - Oh, I can tell it by looking at it.
- I think you can tell it by looking at it. - Okay, the second one is this one.
- Ta-dah! - Wow, it's kind of transparent now.
Thank you for it.
- Huh? Wait a minute. - Oh!
- What is it? - What is it?
- Can you say it? - Okay.
- Okay, Ryo-san. - It's "jagaimo".
- Echida-san. - It's "burokori".
- Tsuchimi-san. - It's "jagaimo".
- Huh? - You idiot!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- The answer is this one! - Oh!
- It's "goya". - It was "goya".
- That bitterness! That bitterness! - The white part of "goya" was also "dashi".
- What?! - What did you say?!
- But if you get this wrong, you'll have a reason to go to the third one.
- I don't know why, but it's getting warmer. - I know, I know.
- So you'll guess the next one, right? - Of course!
- Next, we've prepared a soup stock for you. - Yes.
- Please wait for a moment. - Yes!
- The third soup stock is this! - It's the same color again!
- What?! I'm scared! - I think the smell is pretty strong, so you'll know once you smell it.
- It's already here. - There's something in it.
- If you want to remove it, you have to drink all of this soup stock.
- You're suddenly determined.
- I know what it is.
- Ah!
- What was it again? - It's easy.
- It's easy, right? Toshimi-san. - Yes.
- Onion! - Tetsuya-san. - Ah! Onion!
- Ryogo-san. - Soup stock.
- Soup stock?! - What?!
- What's up with soup stock?! - It was totally spicy!
- I didn't know you got the amount wrong! - The answer is onion!
- Ah!
- If you make fun of me like that, I'll burn myself.
- I'll definitely make fun of you.
- Alright, since you know what's in the third one, you've passed.
- Let's give you a chance to try a little higher - level soup stock.
- Which one is it?
- The third one is this! - Ah!
- "Ko"! - Ta-dah!
- It came out of nowhere. - Wow!
- What is it? - First of all, please try it.
- Have you already made fun of me? - No, I didn't think you'd make fun of me.
- I won't make fun of you like that.
- I've never made fun of you like that in Japan.
- Even today, I lost rock-paper-scissors and went to get soup stock to make soup stock.
- Hey, Megwin. - Huh?!
- If you say weird things like that, will you be okay? - Huh?!
- No, I'll definitely be okay.
- Wait a minute, you have a really loud voice.
- I know what it is.
- Alright, are you ready?
- I'll start with you, Toshimi-san. - Okay.
- It's a piece of tire. - A piece of tire?!
- Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
- As for me, it's a cyclus.
- No, but I don't know what it is.
- Maybe it's a piece of tire that you happened to have.
- Alright, Tezuya-san. - Okay.
- It's a tree. - A tree?!
- I see. - Okay.
- Ryo-san. - It's a xenogun.
- Ohhh!
- It's really a xenogun, isn't it?
- Well, well, well, I think you're saying a good thing.
- But, Tezuya-san, it's pretty close, isn't it? - Yes.
- Okay, it's this one!
- Ugh!
- Fufufufufu!
So you're lucky!
I'm lucky, you know?
I want to work harder and harder!
- Yeah - Really?
- Yeah - Then...
- I'll give you one more chance - Huh?!
If you can forget about all your mistakes and answer these 5 questions correctly, I'll forgive you!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- The last and final question is... - Yes!
- Ta-dah! - Oh, yeah!
- Oh! - Oh, yeah!
- It's a classic! - It's a classic!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Let me taste test it - Let me taste test it
- Thank you for the food!
- People like it, people like it - I see - People like it, people like it
- Ah! Let's do it, okay? - Ah! Let's do it, okay?
- Okay okay okay okay okay - Okay okay okay okay
- I understand, I understand, I understand!
You probably have done it recently, I think
Seriously?
My girlfriend does it for me
But you can drink, right?
- Eh?! - Heh heh...
- I didn't mean it - Eh?!
- Heh heh... - Heh heh...
- But a sake can't be drunk - Heh heh...
Okay, then please answer!
I can only think of the worst things
Do I look like someone who would do things everyone doesn't like?
- Then... Let's start with Sushimi-san! - Yes!
Cosmetics
- Cosmetics... - Cosmetics...
- Keisyo-san. - Yes?
- T-shirt! - Ehh?!
- Ohh! - How is it?
- Socks. - Ohh!
- I see. - It's a good deal.
- So it's not food anymore? - It's super good.
Before you all, I'll give you an answer, so please look away for now.
Okay, everyone...
Please open your eyes!
- Uwah! - What? What? What?
- Ehh?! - What?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Age 52 years old, 8 panties.
- Ehh?! - Ehh?!
- This is... - Eh? Is it salt water?
- Shut up! - Ehh?!
- You spent 6,400 yen for 8 panties, right?
- This part is crazy. - Ah, wow.
- Ehh?! - Wow!
- It smells like pee. - Ehh?!
- Ah, this is good, this is good. - Ehh?!
- What's with you?!
- You started speaking foreign languages on September 2nd! - Ehh?!
- I'm sure you're always struggling with new things, so I made something you'll all be happy about today. - Well, yeah.
- Thank you. - Ehh?! - Well, thank you.
- Well, even though you all hate it so much... - Ehh?! - Even though you all hate it so much...
- The moment you hear "dashi", you want to eat it. - That kind of "dashi" is amazing.
- "Yo! Dashi!" is what it means. - Ehh?!
- By the way, what panties have you been eating lately? - Panties?!
- Actually, it's not the panties, but what's on them that you're taking off. - Ehh?!
- That's what you've been eating lately. - I see.
- If you put it like that... it's been about five days. - Stop it!